Hey Ladies! Over here… Psst… it’s me again. I have to tell you something. Get in close, cuz I don’t want the boys to overhear. Ok:
YOU ARE NOT FUCKING MARILYN MONROE.
Only Marilyn Monroe is Marilyn Monroe and she’s dead, according to the internet.
You’re selfish? Stop being fucking selfish! Who the fuck wants to be with a selfish asshole? … You’re impatient? Learn some goddamn self fucking control! You’re not a toddler. Are you a toddler? If you’re a toddler, sorry I do apologize, and I’m impressed you’re reading my blog. Carry on… Oh, you’re insecure? Well, ok, I get that, you live in a shitty, slightly oppressive, slightly anti-woman patriarchy. But, still, start taking some goddamn responsibility for your life and start learning how to love yourself. Join a fucking book club with some cool chicks that are into cool shit. Maybe their not-shitty personalities will rub off on you. Do yoga. Better your fucking self, for fuck’s sake… You make mistakes? Okay, fine, so does, oh what’s their name again? Oh yeah… every other fucking person who has ever lived on the planet… What’s that? You’re ‘out of control’ you say? Oh, well why didn’t you say so in the fucking first place? Here are my balls in a jar and the keys to my brand new Kia Sportage. While we’re at it, here are the last four digits of my social security #, and the account and PIN numbers to every bank account I own. Have a fucking blast. You’re just the kind of psychopath every man in the world has been waiting for.
Good luck with that.
Now please stop posting this inane quote. It really needs to die.
Learning how to love yourself is a constant struggle for women in our culture. It’s not easy in a society that throws so many mixed messages at girls. “Be sexy but not too much or you’re a slut!”, etc. Just my two cents. do agree that this quote is ready for death. :)