How much can you fuck something up being your real, honest self? Probably a good deal, seeing as who you are changes based on the circumstances of your life. Rip off skin and it’ll grow back according to how it’s programmed. It’s still you, but it’s new skin.
The United States of America on college education
Student: I'm not going to go to college because I don't want to go into debt.
USA: YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT. YOU'RE GOING TO AMOUNT TO NOTHING YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG. YOU'RE THE REASON WHY MY TAXES ARE SO HIGH.
Student: I'm just going to attend a small community college instead.
USA: HAHAHA YOU WERE TOO STUPID TO GET INTO A GOOD UNIVERSITY. ENJOY YOUR MCDONALD'S DIPLOMA.
Student: I attended a four year university and received a diploma in a field I am interested in. Now I am $50,000+ in debt.
USA: YOU DUMBASS. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GO TO COLLEGE WHEN YOU KNOW YOU COULDN'T AFFORD IT? YOU DIDN'T EVEN CHOOSE A USEFUL MAJOR EITHER. GOD PEOPLE LIKE YOU MAKE ME SICK.
Never not reblogging this.
jonjonbrown: God isn’t some mysterious dude just hanging out in the sky. He’s on my tv right now and he wants my money. word.
The Origin of Love
from the film Hedwig & The Angry Inch. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBHTTIKTRlU&feature=youtube_gdata_player
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mongrelmess: I’m totally okay with a zombie apocalypse happening if it means I never have to wear a bra again. A woman after my own heart.