too bummed out to drink? can’t be possible.
“Sounds like you need to open another can of boyfriends,” said a father figure type who doesn’t really understand me.
pelicansado: i wish @elizabethlane @endlessbabe and @domestich would come around tumblr more often :) Wish @pelicansado would come back to Twitter sometimes.
Missing limb syndrome
paxochka: It’s weird when you’ve talked to someone every day, morning and night (and everything in between), and then they’re not around anymore. And even though you don’t want to, you still automatically look for them. Or think to tell them things. Because when you’ve shared everything it is incredibly strange to share nothing.
I caught the tail end of the final musical performance on last night’s SNL. I was like, wtf kind of crap is this? It was Sleigh Bells. I really really like Sleigh Bells. WTF?!?
I had no interests. I had no interest in anything. I had no idea how I was going...– Charles Bukowski (via xoxacocl)
frequent orgasms are required for my sense of humor to function correctly.