June 2011
25 posts
Love is the ultimate suspension of disbelief.
thisiswhywedont:
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Oversharing
Last night I wrote something that left me feeling vulnerable. Reading over it today, I cringed. I was tempted to delete it, but a couple of you left supportive comments. Thank you so much.
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Lame ex meme
Here’s something lame for you.
I left an extremely unhealthy and abusive relationship in February of this year. Last time I saw him, he left in cuffs. I moved from Santa Barbara to Stockton two days later to stay with my family. No job, not many possessions. Very well screwed.
This is my forum. I don’t need to show both sides. However I will say that I can be a handful at times. I understand...
Lesbian Spank Inferno Rationalism
Jill: [about the film "Lesbian Spank Inferno"] How could you possibly enjoy a film like that?
Steve: Oh, because it's got naked women in it! Look, I like naked women! I'm a bloke! I'm supposed to like them! We're born like that. We like naked women as soon as we're pulled out of one. Halfway down the birth canal we're already enjoying the view. Look, it's the four pillars of the male heterosexual psyche. We like: naked women, stockings, lesbians, and Sean Connery best as James Bond. Because that is what being a bloke is. And if you don't like it, darling, join a film collective. I want to spend the rest of my life with the woman at the end of the table here. But that does not stop me wanting to see several thousand more naked bottoms before I die. Because that's what being a bloke is. When Man invented fire, he didn't say "Hey, let's cook!" He said: "Great! Now we can see naked bottoms in the dark!" As soon as Caxton invented the printing press we were using it to make pictures of - hey! - naked bottoms. We've turned the Internet into an enormous international database of... naked bottoms. So, you see, the story of male achievement through the ages, feeble though it may have been, has been the story of our struggle to get a better look at your bottoms. Frankly, girls, I'm not so sure how insulted you really ought to be.
JonJon Brown: Very Racist Redbox →
jonjonbrown:
I went to redbox today to return a movie. That went fine. Then I looked at what was available to rent. I saw Hancock was available. I thought, hey, I haven’t seen this. This might be cool. So I choose to rent it. Then Redbox got all racist on me. YES! REDBOX GOT RACIST ON JONJON BROWN! As many…
Nice.
Time for poetry, bitches.
I don’t know what it is,
but I distrust myself when I start to like a girl a lot.
It makes me nervous.
I don’t say the right things
or perhaps I start to examine,
evaluate, compute
what I am saying.
If I say, “Do you think it’s going to rain?”
and she says, “I don’t know,”
I start thinking : Does she really like me?
In other words,
I...
Epiphany (?)
This may seem obvious to everyone else, but bear with me here, will you?
For me there’s a wonder, a surprise in earning the respect of another from the start.
As if I deserve respect for simply being myself. (What an odd notion!)
My most recent experience with a man I loved left me unprepared to accept this seemingly normal assumption of inherent respect. Perhaps at one time I...
Comfortable With...
elisabethlane:
a variety of injections
a bad reputation
writing total shit
trying again
a fair amount of insanity
foolish courage
the impact of the written word
towering height
triple digit temperatures
being a foreigner
long distance friendships
flying solo
staying behind the camera
multiple personalities
a decadent supply of books, shoes and handbags
drama queen antics
the...
IF I SPEAK AT ONE CONSTANT VOLUME AT
ONE CONSTANT PITCH,
AT ONE CONSTANT RHYTHM, RIGHT INTO
YOUR EAR, YOU STILL WON’T HEAR…
Faith No More “A Small Victory”
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AwkwrdlyWrded: Real Life? →
awkwrdlywrded:
My first ever Tumblr post..it’s daunting to not be limited to 140 characters like I have been now for months on Twitter.. ah, Twitter.. the reason for my being here, that magical, mystical, miasmic, mess of maladjusted malcontents.. I love it.
On Twitter I often hear people declaring that it’s…
Thank you for sharing this.
the anger archives: Afterworld →
ray12a:
Decided I’m just going to wing it. Nobody will read this shit anyway.
Last night was rough. Shit got real, for real, I drank entirely too much, and now I’m piecing together the embarrassing fragments of history I wish I handled with more caution. Most importantly, I shouldn’t have been…
This makes me smile.
Quote Of The Day
“What I want is to be needed. What I need is to be indispensable to somebody.
Who I need is somebody that will eat up all my free time, my ego, my attention.
Somebody addicted to me. A mutual addiction.”
— Chuck Palahniuk
“Choke”
Because...poetry
I met a critic, I made her shit her drawers,
She said she thought hip-hop was only guns and alcohol.
I said “Oh hell naw!” But yet it’s that too,
You can’t discrimi-hate cause you done read a book or two.
What if I looked at you in a microscope,
saw all the dirty organisms
living in your closet would I stop and would I pause it? Whoo!
To put that bitch in slower...
Karma Repair Kit:
Items 1-4
by Richard Brautigan
1. Get enough food to eat,
and eat it.
2. Find a place to sleep where it is quiet,
and sleep there.
3. Reduce intellectual and emotional noise
until you arrive at the silence of yourself,
and listen to it.
4.
Concrete
That time you got high and everything became like crystal clear cut glass. Sparkling. All was revealed.
Sharp. You figured something out that had been eluding you. A problem, seemingly complex, now with the light of reason beaming through it. Multifaceted, beautiful.
Real clarity.
I’m completely sober, and it happened again. Just now. Not a spiritual experience. Rational. No...